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BORED during lockdown? Run out of stuff to online shop for? Try these five easy ways to lose money from the comfort of your sofa.
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THE half-term ‘holiday’ has ‘finished’ and children are going ‘back to school’, their dead-eyed parents have confirmed.
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AS the prime minister is set to unveil the roadmap out of lockdown, the British public just wants to know when they can resume shooting game birds wit ...Read More
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THE decision to open pubs earlier than gyms is because all the fitness dickheads needed a time out, SAGE has confirmed.
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BRITAIN’S highly responsible and scientifically literate newspapers had the best interests of the people in mind even 700 years ago. Here’s how they r ...Read More
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THE UK is looking forward to a marvellous summer of bitter arguments in car parks near tourism hotspots.
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LOCAL councils are changing outdated and offensive street names. But what names would the good old British public really like? Here are some suggestio ...Read More
How to be cancelled for being a celebrity dick: ...Read More
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CAREER flagging? Why not get yourself in the headlines by being cancelled, like I did?
'I was definitely the worst-looking one in the ...Read More
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THE art of the self-deprecating show-off is a subtle one. Here’s how to become pro-level at inspiring envy while remaining humble.
Daft Punk and five other bands you've been repe ...Read More
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DAFT Punk are splitting up and you’re meant to be sad, because they’re seminal because music writers love them. But do you?